Twisting 2 by 2000 A.D.
!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!!!!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!!!!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! STATE OF THE ART SOFTWARE - - STATE OF THE ART SOFTWARE - ABBBBBC BBBBBBC B B B B B B B B BFBBBBB B B B B B B B EBBBBBBBBD YOUR FAVOURITE GROUP PRESENTS THEIR NEW DEMO CALLED TWISTING II! THE SPECIAL GREETINGS WILL SCROLL TO STARION THE SUPPLY TEAM AND AND AND A SMALL ONE TO WIZAX! SUPRISED EH! OKAY THIS SCROLL WAS MENT TO BE SHORT SO LETS KEEP OUR PROMISE! READ THE OTHER ONE FOR MORE CRAP! SEE YA WRAP! - .T 0400 0600 1CBA - - MKOIIOKI WELCUM STRANGER... TO ANOTHER GREAT DEMO FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GROUP... ^^^ 2000 A.D. ! ___ CREDITS COMING RITE UP! CODING: KRUSH... BRILL MUSIC: LAXITY... ALL GRAPHICS: BLITZ'N'COMIC... AND OFCOURSE THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY... $$$ MANIMAL! $$$ WHAT DO U THINK OF THESE KOOL SIGNS!? - GGGGRRRROOOOVVVVYYYY !!! - THE "SKULL TOUR 1988" STILL RULES! - AND SO DO "CLAUSE 28"... - KILL ALL HOMOS, AND SHOOT BOY GEORGE! AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR SOME MESSAGES TO SCROLL! (ONLY FROM MANIMAL ED.) GET READY... GO! *** HOTLINE (HI HENK, THANX FOR THE FAST AND KOOL SENDINGS, KEEP IT UP!) - ORION (YO DSH! THANX FOR THE KOOL STUFF... NICE CRACKS AND GROOVY DEMO!) - IKARI (HI THERE, PAUL AND BRIAN! KEEP SENDING THOSE KOOL CRACKS... HEY PAUL, CALL ME UP ON ANOTHER CONFERENCE SOON! ###) - PENTACLE (HI RIAL! - THANX FOR THE HIGH RANKING! KEEP SENDING YOUR CRACKS... $$$) - BROS (YO EWIN! KEEP SENDING THOSE JUICY CRACKS! - "CIRCLE TWIST" WAS KOOL! HEY FALCO I JUST LOOOOVE YOUR GAME! ( - )) - STRIKE FORCE (HI THERE NORMAN, THINGS ARE GOING QUITE KOOL FOR YOU AT THE MO'... KEEP SENDING YOUR CRACKS! # ME UP AGAIN SOON!) - PULSAR (HI DOLLY! JCH TOLD ME YOU'VE STOPPED TRADING... AM I GOING TO SEE A PARCEL FROM SOMEONE ELSE IN PULSAR OR WHAT!?!) - AGILE (HEY FREDRIK, YOU PORNO-FREAK! THANX FOR THE POSTCARD YOU SENT ME FROM GREECE! I REALLY LOVE GETTING POSTCARDS... BUT TOO BAD YOU COULDN'T SEND ME ONE WITH A NICE-LOOKING GAL, INSTEAD OF A STUPID ROAD! # ME UP SOMEDAY! - ) - NETWORK (OKAY PETER, LET'S START TRADING AGAIN! # ME UP... $$$) - LEVEL 99 (HI OLIVER, HOW COME I MOSTLY GET TLI-CRACKS FROM OTHERS!? WHEN DO I SEE A NEW TLI-DEMO, I REALLY LOVE'EM!) - DIGITAL FORCE (YO ROY, GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY BACK! THANX FOR THE KOOL SENDINGS... - !) - CLASS (HI OLD FRIENDS, THANX FOR THE POSTCARD FROM ITALY! I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T RETURNED YOUR TAPE, BUT THE REASON IS THAT I'M TOTALLY OUT OF HIP-HOP MUSIC FOR THE MOMENT! ^ MIP-ARRGH-HELP _ - $!) - THE METRO BOYS (YO KEREM, THANX FOR THE SENDINGS! WHEN WILL I SEE A PARCEL FROM YOU AGAIN? - ) - DSU (HI HANS, LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE THAT CRACK U WROTE ABOUT!) - STARION (HEY ZZZZ Z Z Z Z ZEEEENOX! MAIL ME YOUR % SOON... LIKE YA NEW TUNES!).... AND NO MORE MESSAGES! R.I.P. PAPILLONS... &&&& HAHAHA, JOKE! GLAD WE FINALLY GOT RID OF'EM... - OKAY, I'M OFF... HERE COMES KRUSH! ....HOWDY, HERE I AM, FOR THE FIRST TIME I'M WRITING TEXT IN ONE OF MY OWN DEMOS ($ AMAZING, EH!? $)..... HEY COMIC, I HEARD YOU GOT CONTACTED BY IPC 1842 (IRANIAN PUDDING CRACKERS!).... IF YOU DECIDE TO TRADE WITH 'EM, SEND ME SOME COPIES! DO YA LIKE THIS SCREEN? I PERSONALLY DON'T! HEY DR.DICK, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE JOINED A GROUP THAT IS EVEN MORE LAME THAN "GRAVITY" !?! ENUFF FROM ME, BACK TO MANI! HI FELLAZ, HERE I AM AGAIN! MAYBE U'VE SEEN A COUPLE OF DEMOS FROM DANISH LAMERS, SAYING "FUCK 2000 A.D.", "FUCK APOLLON OF 2000 A.D." ETC. - WELL WORLD, THESE SMALL 11-12 YEAR OLD KIDS, WANNA SHOW YOU HOW BRAVE THEY ARE, AND THAT -THEY- DARE TO MESS WITH ONE OF THE LEADING GROUPS IN THE WORLD! (US, LAMER!)... $$$ BUT LISTEN BIRDBRAINS, DON'T THINK YOU SCARE US, 'COZ U DON'T! WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOUSY "DEMOS"... BUT MAYBE SUMDAY U'LL END UP IN A WHEELCHAIR, TOTALLY PARALYZED FROM YOUR NOSE TO YOUR FEET!!! IKARI-DK'S SLAVES ARE SOME OF THE MOST IRRITATING ONES! ^^^ "THE WARRIORS" ___ GROW UP, CHILDREN! - I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE'EM FAMOUS, BECAUSE I WROTE THEIR NAME HERE, 'COZ THAT WOULD BE A SCANDAL! SUBJECT-CHANGE... MEMBERS OF 2000 A.D. ARE NOW: MANIMAL (HAVE A BEAST, HAVE MAN!) - KRUSH (TELL ME, IS THE ELEPHANT IN ZOO, STILL IN LOVE WITH YA!?) - WIZZ (HAHOHIHIHI AND EVEN MORE HAAAAAAHIIIIIIHEHEHEHE! REVENGE... /KRUSH) - APOLLON (HEY YOU ONEARMED HIPPIE, HOW 'BOUT GETTING YA HAIR CUTTED!?) - BLITZ (PUDDING, PUDDING, PUDDING!) - COMIC (DO YA HAVE SOME GRASS!?) - SOFTTECH (ALSO KNOWN AS "SOFT-EGG") - SAVAGE (MARLOWE'S FAN-CLUB RULES!) - DROID (WATCH OUT, NETWORK 10 IS COMING! - ) - FRENZY (MR.MEGA-SLOW!) - LITEACE (LIKED YA "ASS-BLOTTER"... OOPS, I MENT "ACE-PLOTTER" !!!) - PASSION (THE PORNO-MANIAC!) - CODEX (HAVE YOU PROVOCATED ANY OLD SWEDISH LADIES LATELY!?) - LAXITY (NICE PHONEBOXES YOU HAVE IN "VEJEN" - - OLDIES BUT GOLDIES, OR WHAT!?).... HMM! THIS TEXT IS SURE GETTING TOO LONG, DON'T YA THINK?!?! $$$ BEFORE WE END, WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN CALL US.... RING: (#) 1-574-250/JOHNNY! BYEE... LATER-SLATES-SLATER-SLATE-OWL-WRAP! - -